Category Archive: One Liner Jokes

Ever wonder how homeless people do throughout the day?

Documentary: The Daily Life of a Bum   Ever wonder how homeless people do throughout the day? How do they buy food when they’re in the train station? Here’s a documentary on a typical day in the life of a bum…   7:00 AM         Wake up trashed on the train. 7:30 […]

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Centers for Disease Control Warning – Must Read Now!!

Centers for Disease Control Warning – Must Read Now!! The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your […]

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Interesting Movie Titles – These movie titles might get someone’s attention…

  Interesting Movie Titles These movie titles might get someone’s attention…   Chinks who Blink Spics with Ticks Catholics and Alcoholics Jews and Booze Nuns with Guns Nuns with Nunchucks Chicks with Dicks Sisters who are Misters Dames who are Lame Blacks who Hack Blacks are Whack Niggers who pull […]

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If World War II Was an RTS

If World War II had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this   *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has […]

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Top 20 Books Which Have No Content

Top 20 Books Which Have No Content The Royal Family’s Guide to Good Marriages. Safe Places to Travel in the USA. The Code of Ethics for Lawyers. The Australian Book of Foreplay. Contraception by Pope John Paul II. The Book of Motivated Postal Workers. American’s Guide to Etiquette. Bill Clinton: […]

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Top 5 Things Not To Say To a Guy Dating a Girl in a Wheelchair

I’m sure that wheelchair people have heard all sorts of crazy shit from people in their lifetimes. People ask them dumb things, and say dumb things to them. I may even have said some of those things. But stupidity is not exclusive for people in wheelchairs. It also goes for […]

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Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…

This is mind boggling…     Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no […]

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Funny Pick Up Lines

You’re so attractive you make me come here against my will.   Your feet must be hurting, because you’ve been running in my mind all day long   The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.   Roses are black, violets […]

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A Poem About Poker

Where is the Poker God? O Poker God, Poker God, Why have you wronged me so? My chip count has reached an all time low. All I want to do is see a flop, But I ended up working in McDonald’s, with a mop. I even lost a game where […]

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Chuck Norris Facts – Part 1

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; Chuck Norris pushes the earth away from himself. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. […]

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