Category Archive: One Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris Facts – Part 2

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, […]


Confucius Jokes

Never raise hand to angry child; it leave groin exposed. Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy. Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine. A girl’s best asset is her lie ability. Girl who rides bike peddles ass all over town. America Good Place to Put […]