Category Archive: Reading Jokes

Ever wonder how homeless people do throughout the day?

Documentary: The Daily Life of a Bum   Ever wonder how homeless people do throughout the day? How do they buy food when they’re in the train station? Here’s a documentary on a typical day in the life of a bum…   7:00 AM         Wake up trashed on the train. 7:30 […]

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Centers for Disease Control Warning – Must Read Now!!

Centers for Disease Control Warning – Must Read Now!! The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your […]

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If World War II Was an RTS

If World War II had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this   *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has […]

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How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket

  A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle? Driver: It’s not […]

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My Comedian Resume – In Case You Care

In case you care…     Performed at Comedy Clubs Gotham Comedy Club Broadway Comedy Club Greenwich Village Comedy Club Klimat Lounge   Education Bachelors of Science from NYU Poly   Training Improv Club in College People’s Improv Theatre (PIT) Laughing Buddha Improv Classes Participated in Toastmasters   Appearances Starred in […]

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Top 5 Things Not To Say To a Guy Dating a Girl in a Wheelchair

I’m sure that wheelchair people have heard all sorts of crazy shit from people in their lifetimes. People ask them dumb things, and say dumb things to them. I may even have said some of those things. But stupidity is not exclusive for people in wheelchairs. It also goes for […]

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Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…

This is mind boggling…     Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no […]

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A Poem About Poker

Where is the Poker God? O Poker God, Poker God, Why have you wronged me so? My chip count has reached an all time low. All I want to do is see a flop, But I ended up working in McDonald’s, with a mop. I even lost a game where […]

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